Buy in, buy out, or stitch someone else up - Its all for a good cause!!
 
🧸 The Great Teddy Stitch-Up!
The raffle everyone’s trying to lose…
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🐻 What’s Going On?
Every child in school has been automatically entered (for free!) into a draw to WIN a giant teddy bear roughly the size of a small car.
Yes — you read that right. Someone’s taking the beast home.
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🎟️ Your (Totally Sensible) Options:
1. Buy Extra Tickets – £1 eachWant to increase your child’s chances of winning the enormous fluff monster?Go ahead — the bigger the bear, the bigger the bragging rights.
2. Pay to REMOVE Your Child – £3 per escapeSeen enough soft toys to last a lifetime?For a small fee, you can officially take your child out of the draw.Buy your freedom today!
3. Stitch Someone Else Up – £1 per nominationFeeling mischievous? Add another child’s name to the draw and watch their parents’ faces drop in real time.(Please write the victim’s—sorry, child’s—name clearly so we know who to “congratulate.”)
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🎁 The Big Draw
At the end of the fair, one “lucky” winner will be chosen at random.They’ll be the proud new owner of The Giant Teddy of Doom.No swaps, no backsies, and absolutely no “accidental” forgetting it in the hall.